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Birdo VS. Luigi
- Written by Birdo7
So the story begins with the gang having a picnic. At this time Birdo is wearing her last bow while her other one is getting washed, and Luigi does soemthing that enrages her: He accidentally splashes Birdo with his tea (the tea was very hot)! Birdo, overcome by the hot tea, realizes her last bow got soaked, and that's when she loses it....
Birdo: LUIGI!! You clumsy idiot!! You ruined my last bow! What do you have to say about that!?
Luigi: It's just a bow, relax, drama queen. It was an accident anyways.
At this point, everyone is stunned and spits out their tea.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
Peach: Oh, my.....
Yoshi: Yoshi!! (WHAT!?)
Daisy: Oh, no he didn't! You gonna take that, Birdo?
Birdo: No way! You better apologize!
Luigi: It's-a just a bow-a, you can-a always get another one-
Birdo: JUST A BOW MY PINK BEHIND! This was my last one, while my others are getting washed, and you just ruined this one! APOLOGIZE!
Luigi: No a-way! Your'e making a big-a deal over a-nothing!
Birdo: All righty, then, HAMMER TIME!!
So Birdo chases Luigi throughout the Mushroom Kingdom, and an interesting conversation goes on between the rest of the group....
Daisy: Yoshi, I think Birdo is a little TOO sensitive.
Yoshi: (glaring at her) YOSHI!! (Don't even go there!!)
Peach: Any other ideas? Luigi should say he's sorry. Birdo can run for quite a while.....
After an hour of chasing, Birdo drops the hammer and starts throwing eggs at Luigi, who gets brutally pelted. And right as she is about to finish him off....
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Break it up! Luigi, say your'e sorry!)
Birdo: Are you gonna apologize, or do I have to break out the egg cannon again?
Luigi: Sorry about your-a bow. It was a mistake really!
Birdo: I accept your apology. I was overreacting. Besides, I have another bow in one of these eggs!
Luigi: What? After all that, you had an extra one?
Birdo: Yes. Is there a problem?
Luigi: Nope. Let's get back to the picnic.
Peach: So, did you squash him?
Birdo: I was throwing eggs at him, but he said sorry and we squashed the feud.
So they go back to enjoying the picnic, knowing that it's never a good idea to anger Birdo, ever.