King Koopa Quote collection from the Super Mario Bros Cartoons in MP3 format

Details: Written by Luke Hackett

A massive collection of quotes by King Koopa in all three of the Mario cartoons: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and of course the Super Mario World cartoons. All of the voicing is done by Harvey Atkin.

You can download them all in MP3 format of play them online, alternatively we've got YouTube videos with his best quotes from each series which are embedded in this page.

All MP3s were ripped by Luke from SuperLuigiBros.com, if used it would be great if you could credit. Thanks.

King Koopa Quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

Right click on the quote and SAVE TARGET as to download, or simply click them to play.

Download Quote	File Size	Episode
"Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said, Cheat, Beat and be merry!"	302kb	Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid
"You call that music? Stop that racket! I hate that music! I hate spaghetti! I hate quirks! I hate those faucet freaks!"	585kb	Stars in Their Eyes
"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me. Koopa Khan the magnificent. If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me."	409kb	Brooklyn Bound
"Those annoying wrench-heads won't ruin my evil plan! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! make road pizzas out of them!"	469kb	Toad Warriors
"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill"	253kb	The Fire of Hercufleas
"Say Ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool. Thats goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire, just like me!"	322kb	Count Koopula
"Listen up, you reptile retches! its time to play 'Auction the Princess' Do I hear one thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favourite charity... me."	476kb	Pirates of Koopa
"Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-deaing clutches!"	219kb	The Pied Koopa
"Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!"	248kb	Espace from Koopatraz
"Gosh, this tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap"	501kb	The Ten Koopmandments

King Koopa Quotes from The New Super Mario World Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

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Download Quote	File Size	Episode
You will not go to school, no lizard of mine is going to learn good citizenship	234kb	A Little Learning
No! You will grow up to be sneaky, two faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad	173kb	A Little Learning
Cave Christmas? Whats that Pipe Squeezer up to now, its the hottest day of the year.	199kb	The Night Before Cave Christmas
You're gonna wait a long time Princess, because these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Christmas morning	394kb	The Night Before Cave Christmas
Have a Merry Cave Christmas Bone-Brain, remember Oogtar spelled backwards is Ratgoo	288kb	The Night Before Cave Christmas
"If those Cave Cretins succeed in growing their own food, I'll never be able to subjugate em!"	295kb	Gopher Bash
"That Dino Twerp is eating me out of house and home!"	182kb	Mama Luigi
"My Throne!! My Throne Room! You'll pay for this plumbers... get them!"	257kb	Mama Luigi
"I can build another castle, but you can't build another Princess"	421kb	Mama Luigi
"There must be some truly totally depraved evil insidious scheme I can use to take advantage of those stupid cave people"	243kb	Rock TV
"Whats the one thing most likely to rot peoples minds and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes, I remember now! Television!"	333kb	Rock TV
"Alright everybody, Koopa sez, up on your feet, its time to trim all that ugly fat"	176kb	Rock TV
"Ladies and Gentlemen! The Mindless Mario Brothers!"	134kb	Rock TV
"Time out! Cease and desist! Stop!"	224kb	Rock TV
"Those Bird Brains'll never know what hit em"	167kb	Scoopa Koopa
"You little dino dweeb, what do you think this is a charity operation?"	219kb	Scoopa Koopa
"Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings just for a few brief moments of mouthwatering bliss"	125kb	Scoopa Koopa
"He wants to shut us down friends what are you gonna do about it"	237kb	Scoopa Koopa
"Right into a Cave People Casserole for my Ravenous Dinosaurs!"	121kb	Send in the Clown
"The Dinosaurs are having YOU for dinner!"	191kb	Send in the Clown
"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol but I'm sure they can handle it"	306kb	Send in the Clown
"Hip!! Hop!!! Get me out of here!!! I'll send you to school... gladly!"	199kb	A Little Learning
"Got any other bright ideas Kookie?"	258kb	The Wheel Thing

King Koopa Quotes from The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Cartoon, downloadable in MP3 format.

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Download Quote	File Size	Episode
Somebody is gonna stop him, I'm going to turn Prince Hugo the huge into a poodle, a miniature poodle.	255kb	Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
You are now sneaky, lying, giant, ninja koopa's, and nothing can stop you!	368kb	Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
Thats a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea... and I love it!	305kb	Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
I'd like to save you Koopalings but I just remembered something, I have an important tail styling appointment in another warp zone, bye!	513kb	Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas
Attention America, your new ruler; empress Kootie Pie has called her first press conference	309kb	Reptiles in the Rose Garden
King Koopa finally goes nuts at Kootie Pie after his Doom Ship is destroyed while trying to capture America for her Birthday present.	906kb	Reptiles in the Rose Garden
Very hard you little Pipe-Squeak! With the Princess away, the Koopas will play... and destroy... and ruin	325kb	Reign Storm
I need the Robot Princess now Kookie! or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance	179kb	Reign Storm
Make it 15 minutes, plumb-scumb!	427kb	Reign Storm
Did you hear something?	253kb	Toddler Terrors of Time Travel
Stowaways! I'll fix you!	185kb	Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
It's time to stop kidding around (as baby koopa, after using time machine)	234kb	Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
Kookie! Help me! The Clog is unclogging!	274kb	Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
With the Mario Brothers permanently stuck in Brooklyn as permanent babies, I can finally capture the Princess and enslave her people	245kb	Toddler Terrors of Time Trave
Even my youngest Koopalings can outsmart you do-good dodo's!	368kb	Mind your Mummy Mommy Mario
I'm gonna Koopetate em personally!	242kb	Mind your Mummy Mommy Mario
We got ya trapped Princess Toadstool, get down here right now!	332kb	The Beauty of Kootie
I hear ya whining loud and clear my darling detestable daughter.	248kb	The Beauty of Kootie
Now they'll see the true creepiness of the Koopa Clan!	141kb	The Beauty of Kootie
Boomerang Brothers, get me that wand!	190kb	A Toadally Magical Adventure
Gimmie That Wand, this is getting outta hand	208kb	A Toadally Magical Adventure
Hey, You, Toad, go away, shoo, and take those blocks with ya!	327kb	A Toadally Magical Adventure
Don't be ridiculous Kookie, we'll choose the scientific way, eenie meenie minie mo, I koop you.. Mario	488kb	Oh Brother
Kookie what're you doing! I'm your dear old king dad!	402kb	Oh Brother
Knock it off Knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises I'm having a temper tantrum!	268kb	Misadventure of Mighty plumber
How can I come up with a brilliant plan to get rid of the Mario Brothers will all of this going on?!	259kb	Misadventure of Mighty plumber
At last! all the gold coins in pipe land are mine	290kb	Misadventure of Mighty plumber
The pipe warp! I'm home free	164kb	Misadventure of Mighty plumber
These Giantland Paragoombas will mangle those crops, and when Princess Toadstools people are starving I won't sell her any food unless she gives me her kingdom.	343kb	Princess Toadstool for President
Me? Never! I could beat Princess Toadstool with one claw tied behind my back	168kb	Princess Toadstool for President
Well hello there little fella, goo goo goo ga ga ga	145kb	Princess Toadstool for President
Yeuch! I hate little Mushroom Brats	166kb	Princess Toadstool for President
Give your uncle a big kiss.... pow why you little...ah.. little.. sweet thing	212kb	Princess Toadstool for President
Hurry! Being nice is killing me!	120kb	Princess Toadstool for President
I'm not going up there, this election was a stupid idea anyway! If I want something I'll just take it!	262kb	Princess Toadstool for President
That's a lie, I don't need a potion to be nice! And I'll pound anyone who says I do into mush	256kb	Princess Toadstool for President
I feel so bad I've caused you so much trouble, I just hope you have it in your heart ... to forgive me...	321kb	Never Koop A Koopa
Princess Toadstool, you are far too clever for a reptile such as me, A lowly... humble...	395kb	Never Koop A Koopa
WE have guests Cheatsy, I hope they like our newly remodelled accomodations.. they got an A rating... A for awful!	382kb	Never Koop A Koopa
Thanks son, see to be a real big cheat, you have to double trick, double deal and double cross!	222kb	Never Koop A Koopa
Hey! It really works! Permit me to introduce you to... Racoon Koopa!	274kb	Super Koopa
Your stupid sub hurt my flipper! And for that your all gonna pay!	200kb	Super Koopa
Kookie take the wheel! this looks like a job for Super Koopa!	155kb	Super Koopa
What my sweet Kootie Pie wants, my sweet Kootie Pie gets	170kb	The Venice Menace
Its the meddling Mario Brothers and that putrid Princess Toadstool	185kb	Recycled Koopa
Its a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!	248kb	Recycled Koopa
You kids go keep that garbage coming, this is my chance to rule what used to be the human kingdom	213kb	Recycled Koopa
The New Koopa Doopa Raiser-Upper is working perfectly!	223kb	Up, Up and a Koopa!
Ahhh lighten up, learn to live a little.	156kb	Up, Up and a Koopa!
Now hear this, I the one and only extremely disgusting King Koopa am your new ruler! From now on you will obey only me!	328kb	Up, Up and a Koopa!
Give the real world a Kooping it'll never forget!	123kb	7 Continents for 7 Koopas
Lousy Lizards Bully, any stupid airhead can slop grafitti around!	221kb	7 Continents for 7 Koopas