He awoke fully dressed within denim overalls and horrendously heavy work boots. He could not make sense of how horribly his head hurt. Why couldn’t he remember much of anything? Why did he feel as though he had been in some sort of accident he narrowly survived? He hobbled into the restroom, grounded by the … Read more
The following takes place before Super Mario Galaxy 2… While the rest of his siblings were messing around with each other, Ludwig von Koopa of the seven Koopalings was reading a book on royalty. This book seemed to record all of the times Bowser had kidnapped Princess Peach (complete with pink, crayon-coloured hearts around pictures … Read more
Based on what ‘should be’ the trailer for the next Warioware game… *power* “Mario, I just can’t live like this anymore! I have something to tell you… Bowser and I are… well, we’re more than frenemies. We-we’re lov–“ *9* “Looking for a soupy sauce? How about a crusty crust? Pizza Dinosaur delivers! With over 6,000 … Read more